Kourtney & Kim Take New York finale… FINALLY! Since we found out about the end of Kim’s marriage we’ve been waiting to see how the whole thing started and how the hell it finally fuckin’ ended. I’m not a huge fan of Kim, unless we’re talking about her huge ass, in which case, I’m a fan. But this dude Kris Humphries is a grade-A gentleman weird-o! Kris seems to be the typical jock. Yeah, he looks good dribbling up and down the court but once that blubbering idiot opens his mouth, it’s as if a fly has just flown passed my ear and I find myself holding my ears closed or flailing my hands back and forth trying to get rid of the memory of that annoying sound. Like seriously, who would “fall in love” with him? Obviously Kim didn’t and good for her. Bitch made bank on a fairy tale wedding and now it’s over and she’s millions of dollars richer. Congrats, girlfriend. I can’t be mad atcha.

