The Unit from MTV’s Jersey Shore made it into a NJ courtroom this morning on possession charges that he acquired back in July while in Seaside Heights. I don’t know about you but I’m completely astonished. The Unit seemed to be such a genuine, stand up kinda guy. -_- LOL NOT!
His name isn’t even the funniest thing about him. The funniest thing is that he wasn’t in possession of marijuana when he was arrested. Not even cocaine. The freakin Unit was in possession of Ketamine which is often used as a HORSE TRANQUILIZER! Who carries around a horse tranquilizer?
I guess we now know how he gets laid. Knocks the bitch out with a high powered tranq and gets to work.
Fuckin douche bag!
The Unit was talked about a lot during the last season of Jersey Shore and made a few appearances this season as “the witness” to The Situation & Snooki getting it in. Apparently, The Unit and Snooki’s slut of a friend Ryder (what a hell of a name for a tramp) were hooking up and all of a sudden Snooki’s panties got wet and she screwed Mike because she was so turned on. I don’t think The Unit was in need of any horse tranquilizers that night. Ryder has been riding every dude at the shore.
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